Now don't lose all faith in me, dear reader! I can assure you, I went in expecting the worst.

The thing is, for every moment where I said to myself "That's stupid. This movie is stupid.", there was another moment that piqued my interest and genuinely made me want to know what was going to happen next. Seriously, though. "What is she doing? Why didn't they find that knife? What? That was awfully convenient. Wait, why is she taking that off? What. what the fuck? Why doesn't the president just tell them? This is stupid. Wait, no, NO YOU CAN'T END IT LIKE THIS."

Whew, that was exhausting. I will say, Angelina makes a damn good looking man, though.

Rating: I will quote the 8 year old behind me: "That was ridiculous."