Movie Reviews
2009
| Title | Date Reviewed | Review in 2 words or less |
| Sherlock Holmes | 12/26/2009 | See it |
| Avatar | 12/19/2009 | Unobtanium? |
| Law Abiding Citizen | 11/14/2009 | See it |
| The Fourth Kind | 11/8/2009 | IT'S BULLSHIT |
| Zombieland | 10/03/2009 | See It |
| Surrogates | 9/26/2009 | See It |
| The Informant! | 9/19/2009 | Skip It |
| Gamer | 9/5/2009 | See it |
| Taking Woodstock | 8/29/2009 | See It |
| Inglourious Basterds | 8/22/2009 | See It |
| District 9 | 8/15/2009 | See It |
| Taking of Pelham 123 | 8/10/2009 | Skip It |
| Public Enemies | 8/10/2009 | Skip It |
| Bruno | 8/10/2009 | Zee It |
| Harry Potter & the Half-Blood | 8/10/2009 | See It |
| Funny People | 8/10/2009 | Skip It |
| G. I. Joe | 8/8/2009 | Modern Classic |
| The Hangover | 6/7/2009 | See It |
| Up | 5/30/2009 | See It |
| Terminator Salvation | 5/24/2009 | Skip It |
| Angels & Demons | 5/17/2009 | Skip It |
| Star Trek | 5/9/2009 | See It |
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine | 5/2/2009 | Skip It |
| Crank High Voltage | 4/18/2009 | See It |
| Observe & Report | 4/11/2009 | See It |
| Adventureland | 4/4/2009 | Skip It |
| Knowing | 3/21/2009 | See It |
| Watchmen | 3/7/2009 | Skip It |
| Slumdog Millionaire | 2/28/2009 | See It |
| Coraline | 2/7/2009 | See It |
| Taken | 1/31/2009 | See It |
| Gran Torino | 1/18/2009 | See It |
| Paul Blart, Mall Cop | 1/18/2009 | Skip It |